thinker247
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Real Name: iPodicus McOffender
Birthdate: June 30th, 1980 (28 years old)
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Birthdate: June 30th, 1980 (28 years old)
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I wish I was born in the great land of Germany, in a town called Wasserburg. I wish I was born into a family of great wealth and intellectual proclivities. I wish my parents had taught me valuable lessons about life, while giving me a great library in which to search for the world's finest authors and history's most intelligent minds. I wish I had graduated from the world's best universities with degrees in computer engineering, recombinant genetics, political science, philosophy, and a myriad of other great doctrines of human achievement.
I wish my days were filled with pleasure, fulfillment, and contentment.
Member Since: 2007-09-15
Favorite Sift: Monkeys - A Short Movie About What We Are
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Favorite Sift: Monkeys - A Short Movie About What We Are
Last Power Points used: 2008-08-11 • Available: now
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To me he's just a really sad guy who craves love and attention and has serious, serious abandonment and authority issues.
I don't see anything, anything at all worth admiring in the man.
Roastee: Obsidianfire
Mistress of Ceremonies: karkarlee
Look for karkarlee’s kick-off post and rules of engagement. A survey interview will be posted shortly.
THE JESTER
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What a horrible time for me to visit blank's profile. Why did I watch that?
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I don't know if the Sifter who sent this to me want his identity revealed, but I had to share this with you anyway:
http://www.cakefarter.com/
There is absolutely nothing misleading about the website's name. NSFW all the way. This is your wet dream come true.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Well done, Mr. Heap. If I felt it was safe enough, I'd travel one state down and shake your hand personally. However, Utah and I do not get along. So instead, I'll just say, Congratulations!
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
In 8 seconds? Do you have it on loop, or are you bionic?
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I just jerked off to Dana Perino. Turn the volume down; you can do it.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Thanks for the idea of changing my video title, and thanks for inducting me into the Gold Star club!
http://happy.videosift.com/talk/LittleDragon79-Swiftly-Grabs-the-Gold-Star
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Thanks for the Joseph Campbell reference on thepinky's "myth" post. I checked out his biography, and his ideas look fascinating. I need to read his work.
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How in the world did I miss that? I looked up the word "fireworks." Oh well. Thanks for the watchful eye, MG.
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Sorry. http://www.videosift.com/video/Fireworks-Idiot
*discard
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I groaned and laughed at the same time. A perfect comment combination. Thanks!
In reply to this comment by maatc:
Bait, hook and thinker! Congrats!
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I hate you, siftbot. You will make a scrap-yard very happy someday soon.
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Video is already flagged NSFW - ignoring nsfw request by thinker247.
I find meatbag thinker247 to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by thinker247.