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Ladies, who are you to resist the charms of Mr. P? Get your geek on. I bet he gets laid more than Techno-Viking.
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Those have gotta be fake ears..right?
Real or fake? Who knows; who cares?. Either way it doesn't take away from his raw sexual energy.
Really...... shiny ears, different skin tone = fake. Crafty lyrics though. I could tell he worked on them a long time.
Is he a Ferengi?
LOL!
Ant, you surprise me. I thought I'd be getting a downvote from you, but instead I receive the Good Antkeeping Seal of Approval and a joke too. This vid's going to storm the Top 15 for sure now.
how can the rest of us normal guys compete, with ear implants like those??
Is he a Ferengi?
I was thinking the exact same thing.
the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.
There you go, obsessing about my sex life again. What have I ever written here that makes people wonder if I'm some sort of pervert? Man, this is starting to piss me off. Looks like my midget slaves are gonna have to take the brunt of my wrath tonight.
Trouser snakes are often born with one eye. The one I own can usually be spotted deep in Latin bush regions.
A ha! So you ARE a dude!
Or you have ambiguous genitalia.
My guess is real ears - they're red because of the stage lighting or because he didn't get makeup put on them (but had it on the rest of his face).
I do find it odd, however, that the "are you smarter than GW Bush?" ad, with the little dancing Bush is playing along as I watch this. Little Bush and his big ears, dancing... dancing...
The Dutch subtitles add to the skit if you could read them, because it is a way more tame (more royal-like) version of the lyrics.
"O, you're so beautiful
the way you lie there in the hay
O, you're georgous
in one word overpowering
I like you
and I'm itching
I wanted to ask
whether you would accompany me to my car
waiting outside
and go for a drive [sort of matching the English lyrics here]
Yes, the love of a man
is channeled through his stomach [Dutch expression]
and the way you cook
keeps me wanting to eat [no pun intended]"
Was about to translate but Sander was ahead of me.
Definitely better than I'm f***ing Matt D.